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A social worker finally snaps

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A social worker finally snaps
Post by Bri H on Mar 9, 2006, 10:19pm

After years of idealism, I have finally decided that I am sick and fucking tired of helping the disenfranchised and oppressed. I have a master’s degree in social work, and I’ve worked in a number of different settings. I’ve been a social worker for Children’s Protective Services, a therapist on a psych ward, and I’ve worked as a case manager for a non-profit that shall remain nameless. I’ve had a number of clients over the years that I would now like to thank for helping me come to the realization that certain people are beyond help.

1) The mother and father who forced their newborn son to nurse from the family dog: Thank you!! I thought it was going to be just another typical Monday morning. You know, examining 4 year olds and finding anal warts encrusting their little rectums, watching 7 year old little Johnny masturbate the way that Daddy taught him to, and removing little Suzie from her home so Mommy wouldn’t be able to put cigarettes out on her thighs anymore. Boring, run-of-the-mill stuff. Then you two beautiful people entered my life. Just in time, I might add! I was beginning to think that abusive parents were losing their sense of creativity. Silly me! What’s that? Oh, I know it wasn’t your fault. Of course not. No, I agree, formula IS really expensive these days. You’re absolutely right, sir, it WOULD have been worse to just let the baby starve. Can I ask you just one question though? Do you think that maybe, just maybe, you could have used your WIC voucher to purchase some formula instead of selling it so you could buy a goddam crack rock? Fuck me, you say? Nope. FUCK YOU, you smarmy pile of rhino shit! Fuck you and your crack whore “baby mama”. Your child is coming with me! Merry Fucking Christmas!

2) The meth addict with Borderline Personality Disorder: Sweetie, here’s a word of advice. When you are in the midst of a legal battle in which your parental rights are at stake, it is BAD for your case if you show up for your weekly supervised visits with your children spun out of your fucking mind. Also, if you’re going to have fresh track marks all over your arms, you should at least wear a long sleeve shirt so I can’t see them. We talked about this before, remember? I have to write a report to the judge in a few months, and I can’t in good conscience recommend that the court return your children to you when you insist on showing up to your weekly visits high as a kite, wearing nothing but a t-shirt and a toothless grin. Also, it does not help your case if you assault me after I inform you that no, you can’t see your kids today due to your inebriated state and your exposed vulva. I know you grew up in poverty, and I sympathize with your plight. Hell, I was poor as fuck growing up. My family was broke as a motherfucker. We lived in the projects and never had no cheese for our hamburgers or nuthin. Somehow, though, we still managed to find ourselves some fucking PANTS when we went out IN PUBLIC!

3) The guy who cut his own dick off and left it sitting on the altar at the Catholic church: Dude, the psychiatrist gave you the Haldol for a reason. You should really try taking it every now and then. You’re really gonna kick yourself when you come out of this particular episode and realize that your johnson has transubstantiated into the body of Christ. Look, I agree that the Catholic church did some fucked up shit back in the day, but was this really necessary? What exactly did you think you were going to prove? Oh I know, I know, the voices told you to do it. But if the voices told you to go jump off of a bridge, would you do it? Wait, forget I said that.

4) The crackhead mother with 27 cats: I called you in advance to set up our appointment. You KNEW I was going to be at your house that day and that I would be evaluating your progress in making your home habitable so that your kids could be returned to you. So why, oh why did you answer the door with a CRACK PIPE IN YOUR HAND???? Oh, it’s not yours? You were just holding onto it for your neighbor? Sure, I’ll buy that. Let me ask you something though. Are those your neighbor’s cat turds overflowing in the kitchen sink? No, you’re right, those litter boxes ARE expensive. Perhaps you should consider getting rid of a few of the cats so there will be room for your children. Just a thought. By the way, is that your neighbor’s blood coagulating over there on the couch?

5) The crack addict who prostituted her 8 year old son to support her drug habit: Congratulations! You have just managed to turn me into a supporter of the death penalty! What’s that? You’re concerned about having your little boy placed in an abusive foster home? Oh don’t worry, your son is fine, dear. He won’t be going to a foster home after all. You see, we had to place him in an institution because he now likes to save his feces in plastic bags so he can use them as lubrication when he jacks off onto women’s panties. He also tries to rape other children. What causes him to do such awful things, you ask? Well, I’m not sure dear, but I’ll hazard a guess. I could be wrong, but perhaps his current behaviors have something to do with the fact that his MOTHER RENTED OUT HIS ASS TO HUNDREDS OF PEDOPHILES TO SUPPORT HER CRACK HABIT!!!! Bitch, I hope you get ass-raped by Genghis Khan in hell for all eternity. I’d love to beat you upside the head with a tire iron and take a big steaming shit on your chest. I’d probably lose my license if I did that, though.

6) To the woman who didn’t want her child to be adopted by those “faggots”: It’s so refreshing to meet a woman who cares so much about her child for once! You’re right, honey. The Bible DOES say that homosexuals are an abomination to God. Tell me, what does the Bible say about punishing your toddler for crying by sticking him with your dirty syringe needles, thereby infecting him with HIV and hepatitis? I know the Bible says “spare the rod and spoil the child”, but I don’t remember anything about sparing infectious diseases and spoiling the child. Perhaps you were reading the New International Version? Incidentally, those two “faggots”, as you call them, have a few important things to offer your child that you have neglected to provide. What can a couple of faggots offer YOUR child, you ask? Well, first and foremost, they have JOBS!!!! Yes, that’s right, JOBS!!!!!!! These jobs provide them with a trivial little thing known as HEALTH INSURANCE, which will be used to cover the medical treatment your child has to receive for the diseases that YOU gave him. These abominations to God are also capable of providing something called a HOME THAT IS NOT INFECTED WITH LICE AND CRACK. Finally, and most importantly, they will give him something known as LOVE. Ever heard of it? Now, kindly go euthanize yourself you miserable cunt.

Ok, I feel much better now. I think I might go back to school for an MBA or something. I’m tired of working to help these people for 60 hours a week at $35,000/year.

Re: A social worker finally snaps
Post by Unable2Login on Mar 10, 2006, 12:02am

This person needs to do stand up comedy.
Re: A social worker finally snaps
Post by kris on Mar 10, 2006, 1:41am

When I was graduating high school, I was making a decision to go to university to become either a chemical engineer, or get a business degree, or go to the police academy and become a cop.

I ended up with the business degree thank god.

It’s stories like those posted above that cops and welfare workers deal with on a daily basis.

To tell you the truth, I don’t like the people I’d be dealing with or trying to help which is probably why I didn’t go into it in the first place.

Thanks for posting those cases.

Re: A social worker finally snaps
Post by khankrumthebulgar on Mar 10, 2006, 8:54am

Back in the 80s my ex wife the first Mrs. Khan babysat at home and did daycare. She took in a Crack Baby while his Foster Mom took a class twice a week. The Baby convulsed constantly due to neurological damage done by the Mother’s use of Crack. There were 500 crack babies a week in Santa Clara County. Women cared more about Drugs than their babies.

I loved the story of the Mother who gave birth while on crack and kept up on her crack binge while her baby died. Yes that was so special. And we keep hearing what wonderful human beings Mothers are.

Or the couple who were Engineers who had a baby. And the Mother had no clue how to take care of her baby Boy. He was affection starved. He cried when he left my house where he played with other children got hugs from a Stranger and we got concerned when he started calling me Daddy. He was a cute little guy and ate up the affection I gave him. His Parents did not have a clue how to love a child. It was pitiful. Some people should not be parents.

Our house was the one where all the kids in the neighborhood showed up. But they were happy and so were mine. I used to joke that I ran the Khan Ramada Inn. And my exes relatives were always welcomed to our home. We lived in the SF Bay Area and they in Arizona, & Utah. So they came to visit us. I remember those days with my children with fondness. And really feel used.

My ex is now wanting me to set her up with a Web business. She figures that since I am an expert in Web Commerce I have all the time in the World to spend putting together a business Plan, Marketing plan, VC plan etc. What the hell is this thinking? She has a Husband a former employee in our business. Oh that’s right I forget it is for the children. I kid you not that is her excuse. I am still stunned how self absorbed and disconnected from reality she is. It utterly amazes me.
Re: A social worker finally snaps
Post by Willie Molson on Mar 10, 2006, 9:20am

Bri, try working in Human Services in a governmental entity. The pay and security are much better, since the jobs tend to be unionized, and you can then segue into working with a population where the family would genuinely appreciate your skills and assistance, such as the Developmentally Disabled.
Re: A social worker finally snaps
Post by itsdan on Mar 10, 2006, 11:09am

you can then segue into working with a population where the family would genuinely appreciate your skills and assistance, such as the Developmentally Disabled.

Both my parents do this kind of work, caring for mentally retarded clients in homes and in day programs. The state pays them utter crap. Oh, but good news, the state pushed through raises for the poor public defenders who were squeezing by on $65/hour.
Re: A social worker finally snaps
Post by thor on Mar 10, 2006, 11:09am

This was priceless and the exact reason why I think federally funded abortions for such people are not a bad idea. What would Uncle Joe have done with these creatures? No work, no crack! A simple solution. Send them to my Arctic circle logging camp gulag as well! The feminists can commiserate with them about the evil patriarchy.

What amazes me the most is there are people who think these folks can be helped. They are shitheads and a waste of breath. They are breathing and wasting our air! I lived in the ghetto for a while in college and it was an eye opening experience. I lost all sympathy for the US underclasses after that and I never saw anything this ate up. Amazing!
Re: A social worker finally snaps
Post by Willie Molson on Mar 10, 2006, 2:58pm

Bri, I don’t know what state you are plying your trade, but in my state Child Welfare Investigators are averaging six figures with overtime, with some making $135,000.00 or more. Governmental employees who are working with the Developmentally Disabled are averaging in the 50,000.00+ range with defined benefit pensions, health care, subsidized retiree health care, automatic longevity raises, and full tenure in their classifications. Given today’s workforce, those aren’t bad perks. They also make their own schedules.

That’s why I am curious what state you work in.
Re: A social worker finally snaps
Post by IndependantBlackMan on Mar 11, 2006, 5:45am

That’s what you get for being a naive and arrogant idealist. What you see now is reality, something that mommy, daddy and the professors deprived you of learning.

You can’t save the world, and some people cannot be saved from themselves. If you want to help. Why don’t you work to put bad people in jail, instead of complaining? Why don’t you work to take endangered kids out of bad homes, instead of leaving them there to be abused? I know, leftist orthodoxy prohibits real solutions.

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  1. Social worker who snaps..get a new job..

    For crying outloud

    December 28, 2010 at 8:12 pm

  2. All I want to say is that the kids in your stories still needs the help of social workers…

    Nina Richmond

    January 11, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    • Social workers were created in England in the early 1900s to push an agenda of eugenics (controlled breeding). The government would decide who could, and could not, breed.



      January 12, 2012 at 9:22 am

      • Are you saying that’s what Social Workers are doing today? Do you truly think that social workers are running around trying to control breeding? You couldn’t make this up! Social Workers are running around trying to protect children from parents who either through ignorance or thoughtlessness harm their children! They haven’t got the time, the legal clout or the support to stop anyone who chooses to breed from breeding. You can have six or sixteen kids if you want! No one is going to stop you. Stop blaming Social Workers for indifferent parents.


        January 25, 2014 at 6:34 pm

        • wow, just watch the first 48, snapped or any of these forensic science shows. it is incredibly sad what is happening in this country. maybe it’s what we’re watching? who is perpetuating this problem…with no effort to show how to stop it. they just keep perpetuating the problem. the media does a fine job exploiting the problem, but does nothing to offer a solution. it’s like a valued employee at ANY company…if you see a problem and address it, you had better offer a solution. if you can’t offer a solution, you better keep your mouth shut. so is this the media in america who has no one to hold them accountable for what they display in front of us on a daily basis…with no solution? will there ever come a time when tv shows…cable, news, etc. run these types of programs and then follow up with an hour of well thought out, educated and thought provoking solutions for people like you and me to act upon or share with our communities? americans need to feel encouraged and empowered to do SOMETHING…ANYTHING to bring about change? TV in america is doing far less…they are doing nothing. they pump out these shows every day…and they are getting paid because we keep watching.

          Brad Kaiser

          October 23, 2015 at 2:55 pm

  3. So a Social Worker lets of steam and suddenly it’s her/his fault? Come on guys get real! Could you do that job? No you couldn’t the money is shite the benefits are shite, this is not some mushy “I’m gonna change the world” it’s someone who gives a shit and is trying to do a job that you get to judge sitting on your fat arses. This person is trying, what are you doing? Judging? Get off your butts and do the job yourselves if you think you can do it better. You won’t because you can’t I’m sick of decent people being criticised for doing a job that no one else wants, because down deep people know they couldn’t do this job,
    Social worker bashing is fashionable right now, grow up- if you think you could do it better get qualified and do the job – yep it means getting a degree, go on then get out there you do it! No? Well ain’t that a surprise!


    January 25, 2014 at 6:21 pm

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