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Ass crack tattoos
Post by niceguy78 on Mar 11, 2006, 6:14pm

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Ass crack tattoos, or tats women get in their lower back region.

Tacky, over done, trashy, most all would agree.

But what do they say?

To me…

If a woman has an ass crack tat, and she is showing it off, she is a slut. She will fuck most any man who shows enough interest in her. She is begging for attention for a reason. One more way to grab attention.

If a woman has an ass crack tat, and she is covering it up (you find it later after meeting her), then RUN, RUN, RUN. She USED to be a huge slut, fucking a bunch of guys, whomever showed her any attention. She is now trying to “clean up her act” and you get to be the nice guy to flip the bill for this “clean up” process.

AVOID THESE WOMEN, unless you want to fuck n’ chuck.

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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by logic101 on Mar 11, 2006, 6:49pm

This is a ‘repost’ from an older message. I found it rather amusing either way.(see below)

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LBTatoo/above ass crack:Slut who likes it from behind. Probably will let you go anal with her. Smokes and drinks quite a bit. Good possibility of VD.

Prominently sized upper back tat (like angel or butterfly wings): Probably bi or lez. Will do sex but probably not into sex in general.

Prominently sized tat along arms (like the shoulder):Nihilistic. Punk or hard core rockabilly. Likes to be slapped/spanked during sex. Beware of psychotic boyfriend.

Prominently sized tat on stomach/surrounding belly button: Dumb as a rock. Usually eventually realizes that the tat they got is stupid, and regrets it.

Small tat on shoulder, arm, ankle, belly, etc.: Typically suburban girls who got the tat when they were really young as a means of “self expression” or “self identity”. Future soccer moms.

Tat on the back of the neck: Usually the smartest of the bunch. Likes to be held, hugged. But are often bipolar.

I was told this by an acquaintance who works in a tattoo parlor.

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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by toadman on Mar 11, 2006, 7:38pm

I love this Enjoy!
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by facts on Mar 11, 2006, 9:43pm

I bet that if a woman has a tattoo she is more likely to get or has had an abortion.
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by capa on Mar 11, 2006, 11:55pm

We call this a “tramp stamp”. Ha-ha. That gets funnier every time I hear it.

Yeah, tattoos are a HUGE turnoff. So very un-feminine.

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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by rule62 on Mar 12, 2006, 4:49am

Just wait until they hit their late 30s and into their 40s and beyond. Women wrinkle, imagine what that will look like! A wrinkled, dried out butt crack tat. Very nice (gag).
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by khankrumthebulgar on Mar 12, 2006, 12:44pm

Tramp Stamps are like Branding Cattle. It is a symbol of the “Herd Mentality” of slovenly idiotic Women. I understand Tattoos in Men. Especially the Warrior Caste. It is a mark of their Warrior status.

Criminals, like the Yakuza identify themselves this way. Samoans it is a part of their culture. In the US it is a fad currently with sleazy Women. Look I am an Attention Whore. I am easy this is my non verbal mark of a card carrying member of Slut Feminism. Yuck run from such Women.
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by Tramp Stamp on Mar 12, 2006, 7:33pm

Mar 11, 2006, 6:14pm, niceguy78 wrote:
Ass crack tattoos

she is a slut

Nuff said brother.

Any questions ?
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by greenie on Mar 12, 2006, 7:43pm

Since tattooing’s become as mainstream as out-of-wedlock births, I find them much more disgusting.

Logic, your list is spot-on – especially the back-o-the-neck tats.
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by dale35 on Mar 12, 2006, 8:02pm

UGH

I was at work the other day and some women sitting at the lunch table said she “had” to decide whether she wanted a tatoo or mouth piercing. She chose a piercing but is now looking into getting a tatoo. Sounded so proud….
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by kris on Mar 12, 2006, 9:54pm

I wouldn’t date a woman with any kind/size of tattoo due to health reason.

The tattoo industry up here in Canada IS NOT strictly regulated!

About the only regulation the health board does for places like this is to check for sightly cleanliness. That means that every thing “looks” as clean as possible.

These days the tattoo artists sell their clients on cleanliness and the fact that they don’t reuse tat needles, etc etc and that they use enclaves (toaster like type ovens), to clean and dininfect the equipment which IS RE-USED!!!!

Anyway, here in Ontario, a documentary show called “W-Five” took a look into the un-regulated industry in Toronto, Ontario Canada.

Yes, all the tat studios looked clean, used new needles, and used enclave ovens to sterilize the equipment.

Think you’re safe? THINK AGAIN!

Turns out the enclaves used to sterilize the tat equipment were not working/heating up to specs high enough to kill off the remnants of blood born viruses on the equipment, the likes of Hep C and AIDS!!!!

Most of the tattoo parlours are located in the older and more run down sides of town. All these old buildings (some of which are 100 years old) have the same electrical set-ups since they were first constructed. Studies had found that for an enclave to properly work, inturn heat up high enough to kill blood-born viruses, they needed a lot of power. The wiring in these old buildings were not set-up for the volatage needed to heat up these enclaves properly. In essense, yes, the enclave would work, but would not be able to safely kill off all viruses.

The study went further to see if there was anyone in the City of Toronto who could brag that they did have the necessary power to heat one of these encalves up. Turns out, the only safest place to get a tattoo done was at the local Hospital as this was the only building set up for the proper power supply to an enclave.

Yes, the hospital did do tattoos, although, they were medical tattoos used on patients who had surgery to hide ugly scars. However, the hospital tattoo had only different shades of one colour (black) and it wasn’t open to the public.

So, keeping this documentary in mind, whenever I see a woman with any kind of tattoo I have to ask myself, does she or doesn’t she have Hep C or AIDS??????

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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by nemo on Mar 12, 2006, 10:07pm

When I donate blood, one of the questions they ask is “Have you had any tattoos in the past 12 months?” If you have, then you can’t donate. I see more donors from the WWII generation than from Gen Y.

I worry that by the time I am old and feeble there won’t be enough disease-free altruists left to keep the blood banks stocked.
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by kris on Mar 12, 2006, 10:47pm

Mar 12, 2006, 10:07pm, nemo wrote:When I donate blood, one of the questions they ask is “Have you had any tattoos in the past 12 months?” If you have, then you can’t donate. I see more donors from the WWII generation than from Gen Y.

I worry that by the time I am old and feeble there won’t be enough disease-free altruists left to keep the blood banks stocked.

In Canada we have the same standards as those listed in your quote.

A couple of weeks ago, a Minister of Parliament (MP) tabled a law and submitted it for reading that would allow for “presumed consent” unless otherwise specified with regards to organ donations. What this means is, if this petition becomes law, everyone in Canada is “presumed” to be a an organ donor unless you go to the Ministry in person and filled out an application stating that you DO NOT consent to being an organ donor. The reason they are doing this is because there is a long waiting list of organ receipients and not enough suitable donours dying who have signed on as being donors. Anyways, the law has passed 1st reading, however, it has to go though a bunch of other readings and the process could take as long as 4 years and could “die” on the floor of the House of Commons and never become a law.

Why am I mentioning this? Because here in Canada, blood donations are not much higher either and the quality of blood is pitiful. Right now here in the news there’s all this talk about a tainted blood scandal concerning the Government!!!!!

My worry is, if there’s “presumed consent” for organs in Socialist Canada, how far away are we from the FUCKING Government of Canada forcing EVERYONE to donate blood???????????

For this reason, on both my drivers license and healthcard I have stated that I DO NOT WANT TO DONATE MY ORGANS.

I’m a strong healthy individual with no tattoos who’s never broken a bone in his body or had serious surgery. That makes me in the eyes of the Canadian Government, a suitable candidate to stick needles into me like a stuffed pig and drain me dry to feed some other fuckers.

FUCK YOU CANADA!!!!

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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by itsdan on Mar 13, 2006, 11:41am

My worry is, if there’s “presumed consent” for organs in Socialist Canada, how far away are we from the FUCKING Government of Canada forcing EVERYONE to donate blood???????????

That’s an aweful big jump to go from taking organs once you’re DEAD to forcing you to give blood while you’re alive.
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by kris on Mar 14, 2006, 12:12am

That’s an aweful big jump to go from taking organs once you’re DEAD to forcing you to give blood while you’re alive.

If you lived in this country, you’d see that anythings possible.

For instance, the Public Education Board in Canada has made it illegal to bring into school any sort of knife and doing so, will result in expulsion.

Well a Sikh high-schooler went to the Supreme Court of Canada with the case that he as a Sikh, should have the right to carry a kirpan (cerimonial dagger) to school due to religious beliefs. The Supreme Court made an exception and granted him and other Sikhs the right to carry a dagger into school.

How twisted it this????????????????

Like I said FUCK CANADA!

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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by d on Mar 15, 2006, 12:08am

Is this the same tainted blood scandal that involves Clinton, or this a different one?
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by astar on Mar 15, 2006, 6:53am

Socliasm, and authoritarianism aren’t the same thing, and I imagine it would take some revolutionary and radical changes in this country until they forced people to donate blood. Considering the hub of your crappy slippery slope fallacy is the presumed consent thing, which still isn’t forceing anyone to do anything, it’s merely takeing advantage of people who don’t feel strongly enough about what is done with their organs to bother having their records changed to say “no donation”.

so if you want to scream expletives about canada, scream about something that’s actually wrong with canada.
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by kris on Mar 15, 2006, 11:46pm

Canada Blows, who are you trying to kid!

I pay 15% tax on the purchases of goods and services, and on top of that, get taxed another 40% on my earnings.

Meanwhile my New York cousins are paying 7% on the same goods and services!

How about all the crappy taxes I pay into social services I’ll never use. Most of that money gets paid into programs to support the 3rd World trash they keep letting immigrate into this country.

Need I say more?

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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by kestral on Mar 15, 2006, 11:49pm

I live in Canada as well and pay the 15% GST (Get Screwed Tax). When I lived in Alaska for awhile, I was blown away. 0% sales tax. So if something was $15.99, I paid $15.99! What a concept! Plus unlike the US we cannot deduct mortgage interest on our income taxes, which gives Americans a HUGE advantage in wealth building (not so much right now since the real estate market is about to crater).

Kris, while I got you here, I wanted to ask you about that sex book you mentioned in the other thread, what’s the name of it?
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by astar on Mar 16, 2006, 12:01am

Theres a diffrence between bitching about things that you don’t like about canada, and going on some ridicilous tangent that has nothing to do with canada. That’s why I said so if you want to scream expletives about canada, scream about something that’s actually wrong with canada.
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by astar on Mar 16, 2006, 12:04am

All your complaints about canada’s taxes are based on reality, panicing about canada takeing fascist action to force people to donate blood is ludicrious, if you want some proud canadian to vent all your terrible woes of tax paying on, im not the person.
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by kris on Mar 16, 2006, 12:27am

Mar 16, 2006, 12:04am, astar wrote:All your complaints about canada’s taxes are based on reality, panicing about canada takeing fascist action to force people to donate blood is ludicrious, if you want some proud canadian to vent all your terrible woes of tax paying on, im not the person.

So then I guess you saw it coming when The Federal Government said they would try to improve french and anglophone relations and that’s why we have the sponsorship scandal today?????????

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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by kris on Mar 16, 2006, 12:32am

Mar 15, 2006, 11:49pm, kestral wrote:I live in Canada as well and pay the 15% GST (Get Screwed Tax). When I lived in Alaska for awhile, I was blown away. 0% sales tax. So if something was $15.99, I paid $15.99! What a concept! Plus unlike the US we cannot deduct mortgage interest on our income taxes, which gives Americans a HUGE advantage in wealth building (not so much right now since the real estate market is about to crater).

Kris, while I got you here, I wanted to ask you about that sex book you mentioned in the other thread, what’s the name of it?

Are you talking about the book called “Female Chaivanist Pigs-Women & the Rise of Raunch Culture“?

If so, that’s what it’s called. It can be picked up at any bookstore in the womens studies section for $30 if I remember correctly? I don’t have the book with me right now. I left it at my parents house. My mom wanted to read it. The books written by Ariel Levy. The books jacket cover is in a very bright florecent pink with the white shiloette of the chick that you see on the mud-flaps on a 18-wheeler. You can’t miss it. Great read. Had it read in 3 evenings.
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by kestral on Mar 16, 2006, 12:42am

Hi Kris, the book I was thinking about was the one you mentioned about giving women great sex. I think th name was Nora Haydn, tried to Google it and Amazon it but to no avail…

Ah ok, found it (thanks Yahoodi!!)

The book is by Naura Hayden. Here’s the link.

There’s also this for Herr AWS.

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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by astar on Mar 16, 2006, 1:23am

Mar 16, 2006, 12:27am, kris wrote:
Mar 16, 2006, 12:04am, astar wrote:All your complaints about canada’s taxes are based on reality, panicing about canada takeing fascist action to force people to donate blood is ludicrious, if you want some proud canadian to vent all your terrible woes of tax paying on, im not the person.

So then I guess you saw it coming when The Federal Government said they would try to improve french and anglophone relations and that’s why we have the sponsorship scandal today?????????

Well, the federal government trying to improve french and anglophone relations through the methods of the sponsership scandal is nothing particulary new to canada, I didn’t quite envision the liberals would be quite so ridicilous with it.. But it wasn’t that suprising. This kind of shit, is part of canadas history even before confederation.
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by a on Mar 16, 2006, 2:01am

Mar 12, 2006, 10:47pm, kris wrote:

A couple of weeks ago, a Minister of Parliament (MP) tabled a law and submitted it for reading that would allow for “presumed consent” unless otherwise specified with regards to organ donations. What this means is, if this petition becomes law, everyone in Canada is “presumed” to be a an organ donor unless you go to the Ministry in person and filled out an application stating that you DO NOT consent to being an organ donor.

Holy Crap Kris
I didn’t know this. I hope this does not get passed as a law.

Anyways back to the tattoo topic – a girl I used to hang out with has a tattoo on her lower back, want to know what it says? Princess. Awe isn’t that cute. Another has one on her belly – and I was trying to explain to her, ‘what if you ever want to have kids that tattoo is going to be all stretched and it will not go back the same’ and as much as I tried to explain to her that this was not a good idea, she still got it. Oh well. I just hope she doesn’t complain to me about how she wished she never got it, cause I will have no sympathy. And finally another girl (whom I have never met her – thank god) has a tattoo on her lower, lower stomach with the Dodge Ram symbol with the words ‘ram it’ underneath of it. Wanna guess hom many STD’s she has?

Gross.

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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by Niall IB on Mar 16, 2006, 6:18am

Ass crack tattoo. Easy sex ahead but for god sake wear a condom.
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by thor on Mar 16, 2006, 7:57am

I can vouch for the Nora Haydn book- How to Make Love to a Woman and Satisfy her Every Time. I originally heard about this book when the Greaseman interviewed her on DC 101 in 1990. Its a quick read and she’s cheesy and a Christian, so you have to take that into account, but her techniques are spot on. Your girl will always come and she will turn into a willing and competent lover if she isn’t now.

Nora is very right about most women inconsistently reaching orgasm. Very few have ever had a really powerful one. A real orgasm can’t be faked either. Ignore screams and moans and focus attention on muscle spasms in their thighs, belly, and pubic areas to guage whether she had an orgasm. A proper orgasm will leave a woman twitching involuntarily for several minutes afterwards. That can’t be faked, especially when they’re singing the next morning and making you breakfast. Good sex will turn a woman into a happy and naturally submissive woman every time. I have now done this to three or four different women and it worked very well on all of them. We’d be bitchy too if we were left high and dry 75% of the time we had sex.
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Re: Ass crack tattoos
Post by seethrough on Mar 16, 2006, 2:19pm

“sun” or “star” tatoo (whatever it’s supposed to be) above the stinking asscrack=

asshole, all about it, run fast and do it now.
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  1. I work with a number of professional photographer’s and in most cases the tatoo’s spoil the picture and have to be air brushed out.

    Ron

    July 7, 2010 at 8:06 am

  2. just because someone has a tattoo it says nothing about them.. the fact that youre willing to call anyone who has one a slut makes me think that either 1. you got screwed over by someone who had a tattoo and have some really weird resentment to anyone who has one or 2. youre jealous .. grow up.. if you really had a point to make this convo wouldnt have gone from talking about how apparently girls with tattoos are whores to talking about taxes

    anon

    July 8, 2010 at 8:24 pm

  3. Why can’t a woman just get a tattoo simply because she likes them. And any man who would walk away from a woman, who could be the love of their life might I add, just because she has a few tattoos doesn’t have a brain and has a small penis! I got my lower back tattoo when I was still a virgin so that rules out the slut theory. I have since had two more and going for my fourth. I am a nurse, a mother of two, a law student and am in my mid 30’s. Backs do not sag on women, boobs do – and I have also nursed many elderly men who have saggy butt cheeks and saggy chest, not to mention their shrunken dick that has reverted back into itself. Oh wait – that sounds like all of you!

    Nasi

    July 11, 2010 at 3:13 am

  4. You people are a fucking joke. I have five tattoos and Im 19 almost. There is nothing wrong with having a tramp stamp its just a stupid name you so called men have made up! If you havent or wont date someone with a tattoo your probably missing out on a great person! Your loss! Btw I will be also getting my 6th tattoo this week! There are alot of men that find it hot!

    Amber Dawn

    July 11, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    • I agree. Chicks with tattoos are hot. and people who have an animosity towards people with tattoos are immature and need to grow up and realize that its not the art on a somebodies body who makes the person. Maybe if they took the time to get to know someone with tattoos they would realize how retarded their thoughts on the subject is.

      dylan

      December 9, 2010 at 8:02 am

      • >…people who have an animosity towards people with tattoos are immature and need to grow up and realize that its not the art on a somebodies body who makes the person. Maybe if they took the time to get to know someone with tattoos they would realize how retarded their thoughts on the subject is.

        a) This is an ad hominem attack. it means you’re criticizing someone personally, rather than criticizing their argument. An ad hominem attack typically indicates that someone is unable to defend their position with facts and logic.

        b) People with tattoos are *substantially* more likely than non-tattooed people to have serious mental illness, criminal records, drug/alcohol abuse problems, serious childhood abuse or ongoing personality disorders. The general rule-of-thumb is that the more obvious and glaring someone’s ink, the higher probability of the above-listed problems. For example, there’s probably a major distinction between someone who gets a small ankle or upper arm tattoo at 19 years old after they move into their first apartment and want to feel rebellious, and someone who gets a swastika tattooed on their forehead.

        Please note that this does not mean that ALL tattooed people are criminals or nuts. It means that if you compare, say, 1000 tattooed and 1000 non-tattooed people, the tattooed people *as a group* will have a higher percentage of mental illness and so on.

        I find that tattoos are a good red flag indicator for who is, and who is not worth my time. Tattooed people *in general* have higher drama content in their lives, and I don’t want to get wrapped up in their problems.

        Sources (note that all these excerpts are from peer-reviewed scientific journals):

        “Using a sample of 8,574 male inmates in the Colorado Department of Corrections, initial admission personality testing was compared to tattooing infractions within the next 2 years. Personality types more likely to engage in tattooing included Antisocial, Sadistic, Negativistic, and Borderline. [...] Clinical syndromes associated with more tattooing included Mania, Drug Abuse, Post-Traumatic Stress disorder, and Thought Disorder.” http://ijo.sagepub.com/content/46/5/522.short

        “The prevalence of tattooing
        and body piercing is considerably higher among injecting drug users.” http://www.pherp.health.gov.au/internet/main/publishing.nsf/Content/cda-cdi2502-pdf-cnt.htm/$FILE/cdi2502.pdf#page=38

        “Controlling for age and gender, individuals with tattoos were more likely to smoke,
        drink heavily, use smokeless tobacco, and ride in a vehicle with someone who had been drinking than
        non-tattooed individuals. Conclusions: In a population of military recruits, tattoos were associated with
        predictable adverse health-risk behaviors. This represents an important opportunity for targeted preventive
        counseling.” https://www.stfm.org/fmhub/fm2003/jan03/cram.pdf

        “Unemployment and lack of partnership correlate positively with body modifications. [...] tattooing and body piercing correlate highly with increased “Sensation-Seeking” [i.e., thrill seeking] behaviour.” http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17091447

        et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

        CC

        December 9, 2010 at 10:50 am

      • Not necessarily most people I know get tats to express their emotions or what they personally feel about themselves. So with that in mind the art on somebodies body dose make the person.

        Unknown153

        August 1, 2012 at 11:57 pm

  5. All that would assume tats actually mean all this negative crap are judgmental losers that are the problem with society. Look in the mirror assholes. My god are you this stupid or just a waste of
    space. I am appalled be these comments.

    mm

    July 19, 2010 at 6:45 am

  6. Dante’s inscription above hell, if I remember correctly, was “Abandon All Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here.” I think that would be an appropriate message on an ass crack tattoo. Truth-in-advertising laws should require it.

    Forever Single and Free

    July 19, 2010 at 9:00 am

  7. I have a tattoo on my ass. Im not a slut and never have been. Im very independent and strong. Having a tat on the ass doesn’t make u a slut.

    Anonymous

    April 26, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    • Sounds like my kind of woman

      Dragon's Breath 666

      August 2, 2012 at 12:01 am


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