Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by Richie Rich on Jan 17, 2006, 10:42am
Mouthy parrot ‘reveals sex secret’
LONDON, England — A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover’s name, British media reported Tuesday.
The African grey parrot kept squawking “I love you, Gary” as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in Leeds, northern England.
But when Taylor saw Collins’s embarrassed reaction, he realized she had been having an affair — meeting her lover in the flat whilst Ziggy looked on, the UK’s Press Association reported.
Ziggy even mimicked Collins’s voice each time she answered her telephone, calling out “Hiya Gary,” according to newspaper reports.
Call-center worker Collins, 25, admitted the four-month affair with a colleague called Gary to her boyfriend and left the flat she had shared with Taylor, 30, for a year.
Taylor said he had also been forced to part with Ziggy after the bird continued to call out Gary’s name and refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend’s voice, media reports said.
“I wasn’t sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go,” he said.
“I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again.
“I still can’t believe he’s gone. I know I’ll get over Suzy, but I don’t think I’ll ever get over Ziggy.”
Taylor acquired Ziggy as a chick eight years ago and named him after the David Bowie character Ziggy Stardust.
The bird has now found a new home through the offices of a local parrot dealer. Collins, who admitted the affair, said: “I’m not proud of what I did but I’m sure Chris would be the first to admit we were having problems.”
She added to The Guardian newspaper: “I am surprised to hear he got rid of that bird.
“He spent more time talking to it than he did to me.”
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Re: Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by Richie Rich on Jan 17, 2006, 10:45am
….As usual a lack of attention is why she spread legs elsewhere. I think I will get a parrot when I re-enter the dating game to keep tabs on slutty women!!!
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Re: Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by Willie Molson on Jan 17, 2006, 11:17am
Rich, that was hilarious. Keep up the good work.
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Re: Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by PsychoBitch on Jan 17, 2006, 12:48pm
Well it sounds like he was ignoring her needs a bit. I don’t condone cheating, but he was neglecting her. He even said he’ll miss the parrot more than he will her. No girl should stand for that.
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Re: Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by bernie on Jan 17, 2006, 1:10pm
Where in the fucking article does it say he was ignoring her needs? what needs? I’d miss the parrot too more than a fucking slut cheating girlfriend. Oh yeah I forgot, she’s a victim.
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Re: Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by David on Jan 17, 2006, 1:29pm
Ok PsychoBitch,
What about when a woman ignores her man’s needs “a bit”? Isn’t she neglecting him? Would you say the same for him as for her? like “I don’t condone cheating, but SHE was neglecting him”? What if SHE said she’ll miss the parrot more than him? Should any man stand for that?
Stop being such a man hater and think … true fairness. There is NO valid reason for cheating … and if it is even slightly ok for a woman to cheat as a cause of neglect, you SHOULD use the same rule for a man too and not just bash the man. I know if this situation was reversed, you would crucify the man …
That is the reason why GOOD men are staying away from women like you … everything is our fault … so screw you and others like you…
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Re: Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by sirlancelot on Jan 17, 2006, 1:35pm
I like the way he said he would get over his girlfriend but he missed his parrot. Hopefully the fucking whore will feel utterly worthless after reading that; she’s worth less to a man than a parrot.
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Re: Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by Richie Rich on Jan 17, 2006, 5:58pm
…Why do you guys respond to disruptive detractors/instigators/trolls/narcissists/basket cases/mentally deluded such “PsychoBitch” and her 50 other screen monikers???
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Re: Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by maxxrainbeer on Jan 17, 2006, 9:21pm
The woman complained that the man talked to the bird more than he talked to her.
Hmm. Wonder why that is. The bird was reliable and the woman was playing the victim all the time? Possibly.
Not just that, a bird just tweets, shits and stays cool. A woman…that’s another story. Much more to maintain.
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Re: Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by Seanp1 on Jan 18, 2006, 10:13pm
Jan 17, 2006, 12:48pm, PsychoBitch wrote:Well it sounds like he was ignoring her needs a bit. I don’t condone cheating, but he was neglecting her. He even said he’ll miss the parrot more than he will her. No girl should stand for that.
SIGH……………. then dump him. It’s very very simple. If you feel your boyfriend is inadequate, then dump him. Don’t have some cruel sexual relationship behind his back at his own flat. Get a brain Psychogirl.
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Re: Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by Phlendo Pinywiny on Jan 18, 2006, 10:21pm
Chris Taylor? Computer programmer? He isn’t with Gas Powered Games is he? Because that would be one STUPID broad if so!
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Re: Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by travis on Jan 19, 2006, 12:47am
He talked to the parrot more than her because the parrot probably never responded to his words by saying “I don’t care” or “be a man” or “suck it up” etc.
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Re: Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by MC Larry on Jan 19, 2006, 1:08am
Jan 17, 2006, 12:48pm, PsychoBitch wrote:Well it sounds like he was ignoring her needs a bit. I don’t condone cheating, but he was neglecting her. He even said he’ll miss the parrot more than he will her. No girl should stand for that.
Are you crazy? If that’s the case, why don’t you just break up with the guy?
Goodness.
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Re: Parrot informs owner on cheating partner
Post by Phlendo Pinywiny on Jan 19, 2006, 2:06am
Don’t you know, Larry? Proper decorum is to give him really shitty gifts until his feeble male brain cranks and grinds noisily then figures out you don’t want him anymore. Until then, you’re completely free to fuck whoever you want because, after all, in your mind the relationship is over anyway. I wish I were kidding about that.
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